Biggest Dating Fails

#7 Free Isn’t Always Free

Some guys are so cheap. On the other hand, some girls are so expensive. Neither one is a keeper.

#6 The In Person Break Up

Sometimes you have to drive a long way to get dumped. At least she did it in person though, right. Screw that, you would rather save the gas, wouldn’t you?

#5 High Standards

Some people just won’t date ugly people. However, most ugly people don’t know they’re ugly enough to be undatable. There in lies the conundrum.

#4 Cat People

If she wants to let her cat watch, ask her if your friend can watch, too. If she says yes, now it’s up to you. At least your friend can hold the cat.

#3 What Happens After the Kiss . . .

Guess it’s true?

#2 Dating Stages

When you first meet, everything is wonderful. Cut to months down the road, and that’s when it’s all hanging out. Literally.

#1 Where Was His Hand Last Night

Next time you go on a date, this little chart can help you. Where he places his hand can tell you a lot. What you do after that may hurt him.